The Alice and Bob After Dinner Speech
given at the Zurich Seminar, April 1984,
by John Gordon, by invitation of Professor James Massey

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen.

There comes a lowest rate copy of acrobat 9 pro time when people at a technical conference like this need something more relaxing. A change of pace. A shift of style. To put aside all that lowest rate copy of acrobat 9 pro work stuff and think of something refreshingly different.

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Now there are lowest rate copy of acrobat 9 pro hundreds of papers written about Alice and Bob. Over the lowest rate copy of acrobat 9 pro years Alice and Bob have tried to defraud insurance companies, they’ve played poker for high stakes by mail, and they’ve exchanged secret messages over tapped telephones.

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A coding theorist is someone who doesn’t think Alice is crazy.

Information
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One type of information is called Money.

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Source, channel and secrecy coding
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Source coding
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“We’re telling jokes,” said his tutor.

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He wasn’t fully convinced. But he tried. Very quietly he whispered “477″.

Hardly a murmur.

He looked at his tutor. “What’s wrong?” he said. “Try again,” says the tutor.

So he does. “318″ - same again, not a thing, hardly a murmur.

“Something’s wrong,” he says.

“Well,” says the tutor, “it’s like this - it’s not so much the joke as the way you tell it!”

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None of them had heard that one before.

Channel coding
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Alice uses this lowest rate copy of acrobat 9 pro to explain to Bob that her husband Michael is getting suspicious of her stock option dealing.

“I have to tell you about Mike,” she says. But Bob hears “I XXve to tell u XXt Xxike”.

“What’s that again?” says Bob. “I have to tell you about Mike,” says Alice.

“Didn’t get the last word Alice,” says Bob, “can you spell it out?”

“Mike India Kilo Echo” says Alice.

“Got India Kilo Echo, what was the first word?” says Bob.

“Mike”

“Can you spell that?”

“Mike India Kilo Echo” etc.

Actually there have lowest rate copy of acrobat 9 pro been lots of other phonetic alphabets. The predecessor to the International Phonetic Alphabet went Able, Baker, Charlie…

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My personal favorite is this:

A for ‘Orses
B for Mutton
C for Yourself
D for Mation
E for Brick
F for Vescence /* EFFERVESCENCE do you get it? do you get ALL of it? :)) -Luan */
G for Police
H for Consent
I for Lutin
J for Orange
K for Teria
L for Leather
M for Sis
N for Mation
O for A Muse of Fire
P for Ate
Q for A Song
S for Something Else
T for Two
U for Mism
V for La France
W for Mism
X for Breakfast
Y for Lover
Z (zee) for yourself

Secrecy coding
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Standardisation
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I hope this makes the position clear.

Weak keys
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Processing delay
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I am lowest rate copy of acrobat 9 pro privileged to have an advance copy, from which I will read you lowest rate copy of acrobat 9 pro an extract.

“Alexandria, April 14th 48 BC (think about it)

Dear Marcus Tullius

Thank the lowest rate copy of acrobat 9 pro Gods you and I have a secure cipher. I would not care to lowest rate copy of acrobat 9 pro have our messages read by my enemies. Frankly I don’t trust most of the Senate.

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The modern world
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